strawberrydaydreams:

do you ever hate someone so much but you don’t even have a valid reason

you’re just like

no

(via ericaoak)

at what age do i just magically turn hot

(Source: vanitytides, via tylerzyazul)

  • Me: Ugh, why isn't my pizza done yet?
  • Mom: It's been in for three minutes. Just wait.
  • Me: I DID MY WAITING!
  • Mom: Oh, god, not again.
  • Me: TWELVE YEARS OF IT!
  • Mom: Every time.
  • Me: IN AZKABAN!